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Do you have a new Dad in your life who loves a good joke? Would a new Dad appreciate a funny gift as he starts his adventure in fatherhood?
Our collection of funny new Dad gifts are perfect for the father who cracks jokes at a party or doesn’t take life too seriously.
Our gift guide all about funny new Dad gifts was put together to get a chuckle out of Dad no matter how tired he may be.
Some of our gifts are quite witty, but all of them are useful in a funny way.
Funny New Dad Gifts
A Funny Read For The New Dad
What new Dad doesn’t want to know how to traumatize his children properly? How To Traumatize Your Children takes a tongue-in-cheek approach to outlining the different kinds of parents and the techniques they use to raise their children. If nothing else, the new Dad will get a glimpse into what category of parent he falls into.
Dad Survival Guide
Of course, the new Dad needs a book all about survival. He’s been thrown into fatherhood and there is so much for him to learn. This book will help the new Dad survive life with a baby – for the next 18 years.
Owner’s Manual For A Newborn – New Dad Addition
We start our funny new dad gifts guide of with a bang. Yes, that’s right – his brand-new baby comes with an owner’s manual. Hopefully, the new Dad is willing to read instructions. It might make his life easier as he figures out this whole new Dad thing. The manual covers the basics of childcare in an easy to understand format. An awesome, funny gift for the new Dad.
Preparation For New Dad Diaper Duty
That moment when Mom is not around to change the baby’s poopy diaper and the new Dad will have to jump in there. He better be prepared. And if he has our next funny new Dad gift, he will be. The diaper duty device has everything he could possibly need – diapers, wipes, an apron, plastic tongs, and protective eyewear.
The Game of Poop
This funny new Dad gift is right on point with the new theme of his life – poop and a whole lot of it. So why wouldn’t he want to play a game about poop? This family-friendly board game pokes fun at taking a poop. Perfect for the new Dad to play once his new bundle of joy has finally gone to sleep.
A Drink Glass to Measure His Day
Want to give the new dad the gift of knowing exactly how his day has gone? What line will he fill the glass up to? What kind of mood is he in? What has he had to deal with all day? One of the best funny new Dad gifts you can get him.
Dad Life Coloring Book
Even the new Dad needs time to relax. And since he’s new to fatherhood he may just appreciate the Dad Life adult coloring book. It’s full of everything that’s the new reality of being a Dad – diaper duty, baths, carpooling, coaching, and just being a Dad.
A Diaper Bag For The New Daddy
This manly diaper bag made our funny new Dad gifts guide because what guy wants to carry around a girly diaper bag? This is a perfect gift idea if the new Dad wouldn’t want to be caught carrying anything that might resemble a purse. Any manly new Dad will be proud to wear the “toolkit” diaper bag out in public.
A New Dad-Sized Bib
The new Dad will get a good chuckle when he opens up the adult version of a bib. Who knows what the new Dad will get on his clothes now that his new baby has arrived. Drool, spit up, vomit – you name it! But with this funny new Dad gift, he will be able to protect his clothes.
A Funny Mug About The New Dad Experience
We’re sure you can see why this coffee mug would make a fun gift idea for the new Dad. If you think about it – most new Dads are just kinda winging it and hoping for the best. At least he can enjoy a hot cup of coffee while he does it.
A Hilarious Onesie For The Baby
Perhaps the new bundle of joy was the result of a Netflix and chill night. Not only will the new Dad get a laugh from the onesie, but so will everyone else who sees the baby wearing it!
A Survival Beer Mug
Maybe the new Dad will appreciate a beer mug while he gets used to being a father. This is an awesome funny new Dad gift especially if he happens to be a beer lover. Give the new Dad the gift of enjoying a nice cold one after a long day with the baby.
Some Funny New Dad Parenting Advice
The new Dad can’t have too much advice and this book might just be all the advice he needs. This funny new Dad gift idea will get a good laugh when he realizes that the best idea is to just calm the f&@# down. After all, everything is going to work out.
Fast Food For The New Dad
When you look at this sandwich maker you may wonder how made it into a guide about funny new Dad gifts, but think about it for a minute – the new Dad doesn’t have all the time in the world to make some yummy food. The baby is here and, well, taking up a lot of time. When hunger strikes, Dad can throw in his ingredients, set the timer and enjoy a delicious sandwich of his liking. Good thing it comes with a timer – Dad might need to be reminded he’s making something in the first place.
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A Perfect T-shirt For The New Dad
Every father is an absolute legend and it won’t take long for the new Dad to join this ranking. This funny t-shirt is a perfect gift for the new Dad who doesn’t mind declaring his status as a new awesome Dad.
Emergency New Dad Food Stash
This food stash will be the go-to for the new Dad once he figures out he doesn’t have time to make something a little more gourmet. So not only is this gift idea funny, it’s practical too. Perfect for when the new Dad needs a snack, but only has time to grab and go. The last thing anyone wants is hangry new Dad.
His New Go-To Mug
It may just take some vodka to get through the first few months with the new baby. If the new Dad has been tempted to fill his coffee mug with something stronger, he will get a kick out of this gift idea. Is it coffee? Or is it vodka? Tough to tell. The mug might become his new go-to coffee mug. One of the more unique funny new Dad gifts.
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Originally posted 2017-03-03 05:53:25.